In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps. What is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her. 

(Source: squiiiije, via drapetomania)

ϟ So funny

The universe is funny I tell you.

Singapore, 14 May - dreamt that j got a bb. one week later i see him on whatsapp and it turned out heyyyy i was right.

Thailand, 16 May - checked into the hotel and our room number was 1902. 19/02. 19 Feb. Aka the date we got together.

Just when you think you’re gonna be alright, the universe decides hey, let’s test the patience of this one who thinks she’s over him but in actual fact she’s not.

Thank you universe -round of applause-

ϟ tonight’s a good night

x did not overeat for dinner

x man city won championship WHADDUP five mins rly matter and all hope is not lost :-)

x talked to — for abit on fb chat which made me ridiculously happy :-) :-) :-)

x also talked to nattymatty where she showered me with kisses

x and asilah who claims she loves me w00t

x and to zac on the phone for an hr ish. mindless chit chat that i haven’t done in forever!

life really seems brighter when you put a whole new spin on it. so much happier now.

good night guys! may you have sweet dreams tonight.

p/s. TWO DAYS TO BANGKOK FUCK YES.